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The Adventures of Osama, the Unicorn

 
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All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost

-J.R.R. Tolkien (via breyta)

(via theperksofbeingacauliflovver)

Anonymous said: Marry me?

I said:

I’m already married to fantasy baseball. Pretty heavy commitment. Don’t think it’d work out for us. But I’ll keep you in my thoughts. 

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zenjutsu:

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Anonymous said: so i hope this isn't creepy but i imagine you as like a cool teenage aziz ansari with glasses. accurate?

I said:

Accurate as you can get to be honest. You can’t get any more accurate. A+ for effort and success, you win a Nobel Prize in being a badass motherfucker. But seriously, yeah, that’s probably a pretty realistic description. Actually, this girl in my English class told me I remind her of Zach Galifinakas, so I’m guessing I’m kind of a synthesis between the two? From now on, I’m gonna introduce myself to people as a cool, teenage Aziz Ansari with glasses.  

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hobolunchbox:

Rent-A-Swag.