I’m already married to fantasy baseball. Pretty heavy commitment. Don’t think it’d work out for us. But I’ll keep you in my thoughts.
Accurate as you can get to be honest. You can’t get any more accurate. A+ for effort and success, you win a Nobel Prize in being a badass motherfucker. But seriously, yeah, that’s probably a pretty realistic description. Actually, this girl in my English class told me I remind her of Zach Galifinakas, so I’m guessing I’m kind of a synthesis between the two? From now on, I’m gonna introduce myself to people as a cool, teenage Aziz Ansari with glasses.